Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

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JaBoG32_Siddharta
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Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von JaBoG32_Siddharta » 10. Apr 2014, 23:05

Ich brech hier sowas von ab :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

When you do a 5 degree look to the left, out of your car window and wondering you're still looking pretty straight.

...you turn on your car's GPS before anything else, because of how long it takes to warm up.

When you go to bed you tell your wife - play time is +15 minutes.

When you try to switch your mobile CAM to FLIR mode.

...you urinate in 2 second burst, saying guns, guns, guns!

...you miss a call because your phone wasn't SOI.

...you say "pickle" every time you drop garbage in the trashcan.

When you purchase piddle bags for your home office.

When you throw confetti all around before dropping to the floor, behind a sofa - on New Year's Eve!

When flatulence makes your trigger finger twitch.

...your friends say they're watching the UFC Championship and you imagine people punching in numbers really fast.

When you hit the clutch peddal, just to turn your car left!

When your trying to judge if there is any fps drop in a traffic jam.

...you´re trying to find the APU switch on your coffee machine for the start up.

When your new idea of foreplay is saying "Hold on honey, I'll just perform a HARS fast erect"

When you write down BRAA Codes on the bathroom mirror with you´re wife's lipstick!

...you think "mud spike!" every time a dog looks up at you.

Whern you are making plastic kits of A-10 C from Revell

When you readback the traffic news as you sit in the jam, but only the 4th, 6th and 8th lines.

When you walk around the house with the TrackIR clip still attached to your hat.

When you mumble "PAC on" when you´re wife - you know.

When your driving down a long, straight road and you look for the trim button on your steering wheel.

When a police car behind you suddenly horns out loud and you´re shouting "MUD Launch! 6 O'Clock, DEFENSIVE!"
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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von JaBoG32_Herby » 11. Apr 2014, 05:04

:lol:
Poor boys.
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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von JaBoG32_G-Rex » 11. Apr 2014, 05:22

Manche sind richtig klasse :lol:
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G-Rex = König der Schwerkraft
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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von JaBoG32_Ghost » 11. Apr 2014, 08:18

When a police car behind you suddenly horns out loud and you´re shouting "MUD Launch! 6 O'Clock, DEFENSIVE!"
Break, break, break :lol:
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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von JaBoG32_Siddharta » 11. Apr 2014, 08:18

JaBoG32_Ghost hat geschrieben:
When a police car behind you suddenly horns out loud and you´re shouting "MUD Launch! 6 O'Clock, DEFENSIVE!"
Break, break, break :lol:
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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von FlameOut » 11. Apr 2014, 08:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAde my Day !!! :D
Egoismus ensteht durch den Mangel an Selbstliebe, aber wie jeder weiß mangelt es uns an nichts!!!

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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von Hot Shot » 11. Apr 2014, 11:40

When you driving on a dark road during night and switch your cars headlights off saying "fence in check completed"
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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von Ted » 11. Apr 2014, 11:40

:lol:
JaBoG32T_Hot Shot hat geschrieben:When you driving on a dark road during night and switch your cars headlights off saying "fence in check completed"

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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von Hot Shot » 11. Apr 2014, 11:45

When you sit on the Toilette done with the Job saying "confirm splash"
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Re: Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....

Beitrag von Sparrowhawk » 11. Apr 2014, 19:50

Ich brech ab....very nice!!!

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