Best of: it's time to take a break from DCS A10 when....
Verfasst: 10. Apr 2014, 23:05
Ich brech hier sowas von ab 
When you do a 5 degree look to the left, out of your car window and wondering you're still looking pretty straight.
...you turn on your car's GPS before anything else, because of how long it takes to warm up.
When you go to bed you tell your wife - play time is +15 minutes.
When you try to switch your mobile CAM to FLIR mode.
...you urinate in 2 second burst, saying guns, guns, guns!
...you miss a call because your phone wasn't SOI.
...you say "pickle" every time you drop garbage in the trashcan.
When you purchase piddle bags for your home office.
When you throw confetti all around before dropping to the floor, behind a sofa - on New Year's Eve!
When flatulence makes your trigger finger twitch.
...your friends say they're watching the UFC Championship and you imagine people punching in numbers really fast.
When you hit the clutch peddal, just to turn your car left!
When your trying to judge if there is any fps drop in a traffic jam.
...you´re trying to find the APU switch on your coffee machine for the start up.
When your new idea of foreplay is saying "Hold on honey, I'll just perform a HARS fast erect"
When you write down BRAA Codes on the bathroom mirror with you´re wife's lipstick!
...you think "mud spike!" every time a dog looks up at you.
Whern you are making plastic kits of A-10 C from Revell
When you readback the traffic news as you sit in the jam, but only the 4th, 6th and 8th lines.
When you walk around the house with the TrackIR clip still attached to your hat.
When you mumble "PAC on" when you´re wife - you know.
When your driving down a long, straight road and you look for the trim button on your steering wheel.
When a police car behind you suddenly horns out loud and you´re shouting "MUD Launch! 6 O'Clock, DEFENSIVE!"
When you do a 5 degree look to the left, out of your car window and wondering you're still looking pretty straight.
...you turn on your car's GPS before anything else, because of how long it takes to warm up.
When you go to bed you tell your wife - play time is +15 minutes.
When you try to switch your mobile CAM to FLIR mode.
...you urinate in 2 second burst, saying guns, guns, guns!
...you miss a call because your phone wasn't SOI.
...you say "pickle" every time you drop garbage in the trashcan.
When you purchase piddle bags for your home office.
When you throw confetti all around before dropping to the floor, behind a sofa - on New Year's Eve!
When flatulence makes your trigger finger twitch.
...your friends say they're watching the UFC Championship and you imagine people punching in numbers really fast.
When you hit the clutch peddal, just to turn your car left!
When your trying to judge if there is any fps drop in a traffic jam.
...you´re trying to find the APU switch on your coffee machine for the start up.
When your new idea of foreplay is saying "Hold on honey, I'll just perform a HARS fast erect"
When you write down BRAA Codes on the bathroom mirror with you´re wife's lipstick!
...you think "mud spike!" every time a dog looks up at you.
Whern you are making plastic kits of A-10 C from Revell
When you readback the traffic news as you sit in the jam, but only the 4th, 6th and 8th lines.
When you walk around the house with the TrackIR clip still attached to your hat.
When you mumble "PAC on" when you´re wife - you know.
When your driving down a long, straight road and you look for the trim button on your steering wheel.
When a police car behind you suddenly horns out loud and you´re shouting "MUD Launch! 6 O'Clock, DEFENSIVE!"
