Not tonight, honey...
Verfasst: 4. Mär 2007, 12:27
Absolute classic:
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I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?"
Realizing that
nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her.
We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them
all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's get a
pair for each outfit".
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her when
I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?"
Realizing that
nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her.
We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them
all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's get a
pair for each outfit".
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her when
I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
wie schnell der wohl laufen und gegenständen ausweichen kann !?
trotzdem hat er verloren!